given in

its over. i've given in and bought myself a playstation. for some strange reason i just had to have one. i know that you can waste a lot of time with those things but right now i've got lots 'o time to waste. i just hope that it doesn't ruin my mind or my sense of reality and turn me into some sort of psycho.

in other news, i'm gonna go to san diego. i'm totally looking forward to it, 80 degree weather everyday, all kinds of hotties in bikinis and from what i'm told, all kinds of kick ass riding. maybe i won't come back... maybe...

ageless, or not aging...

another year has past and on wednesday i turned 27. i know it isn't 30 or 40 but it seems that those numbers are a lot closer than before. anyways, like i said wednesday was my 27th and the parental units took me out for a nice meal. going to a restaurant now and seeing all the young h.s. girls working there really is starting to make me feel old...er. i also came to the realization that i look like i haven't aged in a couple of years or more accurately, 10 years. this became apparent when i was out of the office on thursday doing yearly plant inspections and one of the MUA employees that i have had many conversations with face to face couldn't remember me until i pointed out that i am "the kid" that always comes into the office. i guess you realize you are in trouble when people remember as "the kid" and not by your name. oh well, i think i'm just gonna start hanging out at the local high schools and pick up some young girly girls. i bet they'd never know how old i really am.

A good day...

the headline says it all

disappearance of the bush

no, not a reference to the president but to the bush. let me give fare warning though, as some my find these thoughts inappropriate so proceed with caution...

now that i am feeling well enough for the naughty part of my mind to function again i am bombarded with dirty thoughts once again. most recently its been about the disappearance of the bush. you surf the net, and look at pics, naughty pics (and i know you all do it too) and you see naked women sporting a good healthy tuff between the legs. my estimate would be pictures dating from the mid nineties and earlier. then it disappears. sometimes completely and others almost completely. what caused this to happen? who was the first woman that decided to shave the nether region bare? don't get me wrong, i believe that woman should handle that task any way they want; whether i approve of the hairstyle or not is another thing. getting back on track... so what happened? if anyone has some idea as to what caused this phenomena i would be interested in getting some insight. also, why does this appear to be a western hemisphere thing as it appears to have not yet become the norm in europe and asia?

this will be my last dirty thought post til next week

one more week/ a new ride

well, i went to the doctor finally, since my wonderful mom was concerned that i haven't gotten any better yet and i found out that i can expect about another week of misery. not what i wanted to hear but at least i have some idea of how much longer i'll feel like shit. on the more positive side of things, the receptionist was a young good looking chick that was flirting me some suga... or so i was told after i left by my mom. i really need to start picking up on the signs. man she was cute...

oh yeah, i'm in the process of looking for a new ride for next 'cross season. if anyone knows of any opportunities let me know.

turned away...

i TRIED to go to work yesterday, keyword being TRIED. i walked in, wished everyone a happy new year and basically got ushered right back out the door. "if your sick, then you shouldn't be here" is what they said, but what can i say, i felt guilty being out of work and thought i would make a go at trying to put in even a half day. it wasn't to be and i went home and slept. just as i did today and the previous 7 days now. monday i will be going back, at least i hope so. i don't know if i could handle another day of shitty daytime television. although, i haven't decided what it is but i HATE rachel ray and her stupid show. she reminds me of a portly 8th grade girl. i think i'd let her cook me dinner though. that would be sweet.

Sickly

this sucks complete ass. i've been sick now for almost a week and have not gotten any better. i am finding my only comfort in this time is the bottle of NyQuil i hold tight in my hand. i think i'm addicted to that shit. its some good otc stuff. hopefully, i'll feel better soon and have something to say.